Are you crazed from recently losing your testicles?
True		False

Do you die frequently, yet seem to always come back to life?
True		False

Are you a drunk?
True		False

Do you find yourself strangely attracted to weapons?
True		False

Do you like the vans without the windows?
True		False

Is Captain Kirk God?
True		False

Are you a "land whale who smells of dead fish"?
True		False

Are you green?
True		False

Have you ever been stuffed in a dryer?
True		False

Do you get hurt excessively, yet never seem to die?
True		False

Is a "whopping shovel" your weapon of choice?
True		False

Do you date a Barbie doll?
True		False

"Creepy-ass dollie!"
True		False

Do you live to kill?
True		False

Do you wonder when the "good ol' days" were?
True		False

Do you love bacon?
True		False

Do you like watching Chunky butt run?
True		False

Do you like the feel of warm monkey leather against your skin?
True		False

Is there anything wrong with Nudity?
True		False

Are you a computer geek?
True		False

Is beer necessary for survival?
True		False

"Make love not war"?
True		False

Do Camels like cigarettes?
True		False

Have you ever been genetically rearranged in a lab?
True		False