is cheese good?
True		False

do you know who captain scurvy is?
True		False

aren't ghetto houses great for clean people?
True		False

are you familiar with the phrase "your mom...."
True		False

aren't cinnamon sugar poptarts the best?
True		False

do you take latin?
True		False

is black the best color in the world?
True		False

is AIM better than MSN?
True		False

do you like this quiz?
True		False

is punk better than indie rock?
True		False

does this quiz answer the meaning of life?
True		False

do you find taxi cabs somewhat alluring?
True		False

do big cities frighten you?
True		False

do emoticons scare you?
True		False

is text messaging for verbal communication ok?
True		False

do you believe in jesus? or jesus the mexican?
True		False

do you resent being confined to rules?
True		False

do you bath before visiting other people?
True		False

slap bracelets?
True		False

jelly bracelets?
True		False

are responsibilities keeping you up at night?
True		False

do you have a dog?
True		False

do clowns scare you?
True		False

do your cats (if you have any) have teeth?
True		False