Do you like to bite people's socks then run away chuckling?
True		False

Do you like to snuggle and lick and be held?
True		False

Do you venture forth boldly and blindly in search of adventure?
True		False

Can you fall off a deck or crash head first into a dresser and just.. shake it off?
True		False

Do you stand and fight no matter what even if your opponent is ten times your size?
True		False

Do you stink.. maybe not all the time, but quite often and a lot?
True		False

Are you soft and lovable?
True		False

Do you like to drag stuffed animals, slippers, and soft objects behind couches and under chairs?
True		False

Would you love having someone trim your nails, bath your fur, and brush your teeth for you?
True		False

Do you poof up and run around the room like a rabid animal at the littlest of things?
True		False

Can you slink underfoot without ever being noticed?
True		False

Would you love to lick the anus of your cage mate whenever possible?
True		False

Do you constantly bite and claw at your cage door to be let out and turn your bedding to ribbons?
True		False

Do you disappear for long periods of time beneath dressers or couches?
True		False

Does the thought of sharing a hammock with several other ferrets turn you on?
True		False

Do you nearly always go in your litter pan?
True		False

Do you get along with other ferrets and animals?
True		False

Do you bite when your tail is accidentally stepped on?
True		False

Are ferrets the greatest creatures on the planet?
True		False

Are you strange, so strange that nobody really knows what kind of ferret you are?
True		False