Do you consider yourself a god, even though this isn't the case?
True		False

Do you consider yourself not a god, even though this isn't the case?
True		False

Have you ever woken up in the morning and wondered what life you were on this time?
True		False

Have you ever mutated small creatures, just for fun?
True		False

Do you like to bite people for food?
True		False

Do you play a musical instrument, or sing?
True		False

Have you ever come back from the dead... perhaps repeatedly?
True		False

Is your favorite color pink?
True		False

Do you have a stable, healthy, loving relationship?
True		False

Do you often shift shapes, just because you can?
True		False

Do people admire your incredible cuteness?
True		False

Do you crave sugar all the time?
True		False

Are you so old, you find yourself saying "When I was your age...."?
True		False

Do you tend to solve most problems with physical violence?
True		False

Are you incredibly cranky?
True		False

Do you have psionic powers?
True		False

Are you male?
True		False

Have you ever had relations on a bartop (or other strange surface)?
True		False

Did you ever have to tell people the facts of life?
True		False

Do you have a foul smell or odor?
True		False

Have you ever felt the need to take control of a small country?
True		False

When in a combat situation, are you likely to scream like a girl?
True		False

Have you ever had a disturbing crush on your boss or co-worker?
True		False

Do you live in a world all your own?
True		False