This quiz tests Nerd Determination Test COMPUTER GEEK! Get away--outsiders think you're like a classical nerd, but you're really our mortal enemy. Weird Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you know who Vergil is?
True
False
Do you hate him with a passion?
True
False
How about Catullus?
True
False
Dirty old man, eh?
True
False
Was it better to spend recess on the cold playground with your friends (yes), or in the waaaarm library with the books (no)?
True
False
Do pagan religions like Druidism, worship of the Norse gods, and Christianity attract you?
True
False
Were you born in the wrong time?
True
False
Are you smart?
True
False
Do you try to hide it?
True
False
Is there a significance to the number of questions on this quiz?
True
False
Do you have a sex life?
True
False
Do you get your sex euphemisms from Shakespeare?
True
False
Everything has a pattern.
True
False
Epicurus was such a bloody hedonist. Pansy.
True
False
Have you ever been to ANY sort of convention?
True
False
Calculus can't be hard; it was invented hundreds of years ago!
True
False
Was that a proper use of a semicolon?
True
False
Do you consider yourself pathetic, unpopular, and ugly?
True
False
School is for the weak.
True
False
Is Oscar Wilde more similar to Catullus (yes) or Ovid (no)?
True
False
Hirtenschalmei?
True
False
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