Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
During hard times do you turn to drink?
True
False
During hard times do you turn to drugs?
True
False
Would you describe yourself as charismatic?
True
False
Do you play a musical instrument?
True
False
Do you often lie to gain sympathy?
True
False
Do you like pushing shopping trolleys/carts around?
True
False
Do you enjoy going out?
True
False
Do you enjoy staying at home?
True
False
Have you ever stolen anything?
True
False
Are you fascinated by tramps toilet habits?
True
False
Would you mug someone to feed yourself?
True
False
Do you mark your territory by urinating around the borders?
True
False
Can you handle yourself in a brawl?
True
False
If you haven't washed for weeks would you go to a restaurant and use a urinal dissolving tablet for soap?
True
False
If you were a tramp, would you aspire to make more of yourself?
True
False
Can you start a fire?
True
False
Can you cook?
True
False
Do you own a dog?
True
False
Do you shave often?
True
False
Would you fight another tramp for left overs on a restaurant table?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.