Are people forever telling you to keep your hands out of their pockets?
True		False

Do you respond by saying that you were just keeping their stuff safe so that no one could steal it?
True		False

Do you hold yourself aloof from the rest of the world?
True		False

Do you live in squalor(Or do your parents think you do?)?
True		False

Do you ever want wings or scales?
True		False

Are you constantly drunk?
True		False

Have you ever tried to use a dead rat to open a door?
True		False

Are you just one of the "normal ones?"(Ewwwww...... evil!)
True		False

Are you shunned by just about everyone?
True		False

Are you a small stinky little piece of cannon fodder?
True		False

Can you or do you want to speak elvish?
True		False

Are you considered a thief?
True		False

Are you unimaginably cute?
True		False

Are you handsome?
True		False

Are you skinny?
True		False

Are you just normal looking?
True		False

Are you a magic user?
True		False

Do you like beautiul jewelry?
True		False

Or metalsmithing?
True		False

Or do you just kinda float?
True		False