do you live in the southeastern united states?
True		False

do you enjoy spending time with girls who have eyebrow rings?
True		False

does floating lazily through the air fit your style?
True		False

can you handle the embarrassment of riding in a purple octagon?
True		False

speaking of octagons...do you believe in life after love?
True		False

are you adept at pedalling?
True		False

would you prefer to travel alone...completely, utterly alone?
True		False

is your destination reachable through water travel?
True		False

do you enjoy spinning very quickly in the air?
True		False

would you feel comfortable riding a fast-running animal?
True		False

do you crave the comfort of a luxury busline?
True		False

do you go mad over girls who go mad over all things square, or all things feline?
True		False

do you enjoy goodyear tires?
True		False

should your vehicle be powered by natural gas?
True		False

if you could turn back time, if you could find a way, would you take back those things you said that hurt me, and would i stay?
True		False

do you crave the stability of wheels in multiples of three?
True		False

do you have little or no luggage?
True		False

do you have amazing upper body strength, and/or crew team experience?
True		False

do you enjoy molded, neon, round plastic?
True		False

would you find it pleasurable to ride in feathery, plush, fast-moving comfort?
True		False

is it okay if your mode of transportation smokes cigarettes?
True		False

is it okay if your mode of transportation has big black hair and a rose tattoo?
True		False

do you have impeccable balance?
True		False

do you love words that end in -tard?
True		False