do you like to sing louder than the radio, cd, whatever's playing?
True		False

are you turning into a large black man, or in the midwest?
True		False

are you white, yet dream of becoming asian?
True		False

are you asian, and would like to remain asian and extremely cute?
True		False

do you have a fondness for mirrors, and looking at yourself in them?
True		False

do you write songs with no tune, or constantly changing tunes?
True		False

are you always peeing on things, or being blamed for peeing on things?
True		False

are you someone's celestial essence?
True		False

can you sing all harmonizing parts of "to be with you" (by mr. big)?
True		False

do you have secret handshakes with many multiple people?
True		False

do you only love men who are in bad '80's movies and don't exist in real life?
True		False

do you only love small blonde girlish men who play the drums?
True		False

do you sing along to the instrumental accompaniments in all songs EVER?
True		False

are you strangely drawn to pierce brosnon's robinson crusoe in video stores and try to coerce people into renting it?
True		False

do you have excellent peripheral vision?
True		False

do you shout out random spanish letters when you see someone you don't like?
True		False

do you do random jigs in public places which make you look either dumb or inexplicably cool?
True		False

are you a hair model, perchance?
True		False

in 10 years will you look really hot so that people say "who is that gorgeous girl?" to which you would respond "it's ME!"?
True		False

do people often tell you to "exercise control"?
True		False

did you go barefoot for your highschool graduation?
True		False

have you ever finished typing your paper during the time you told your english teacher you needed to pee, and then hid it in your pants, and handed it in...and years later told your advisor group the story including your advisor/the head of the english department?
True		False

are you nicknamed "h"?
True		False

did you pass up many nights of going to tae kwon do class to watch suave corey feldman movies?
True		False