Have you ever run a game at DP?
True		False

Do you often claim to like something when in fact you think it's shit?
True		False

Have any of your characters lasted longer than a game or so?
True		False

Do you tend to whinge a lot?
True		False

Do you like wandering off into the woods by yourself for long periods of time?
True		False

Do you tend to injure yourself in games?
True		False

Do you seem to have a habit of killing PCs?
True		False

Are you always playing dodgy characters?
True		False

Did you hope to one day become the God of Magic?
True		False

Do you have girly hair?
True		False

When you monster, do your NPCs mysteriously develop extra powers the Ref hadn't told you to have?
True		False

Are you always playing violent, shouty characters?
True		False

Are you related to Matt Grundy?
True		False

Have you ever said that you "don't do fantasy" while wearing an orc mask?
True		False

Have you actually been to a DP game in living memory?
True		False