Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Would you not want to belong to any club that would have you as a member?
True
False
Do you use phrases like "La di da"?
True
False
Do you sometimes have the desire when you drive to turn the wheel and run headfirst into oncoming traffic?
True
False
Do you call everyone "Max" or some other name that isn't theirs?
True
False
Would you call sex a "Kafka-esque" experience?
True
False
Does your grammy give presents (yes)? or was she too busy being raped by Cossacks (no)?
True
False
Are you a left-wing Jewish girl who went to liberal day camp and has a rich cigar-smoking father?
True
False
Do you love California?
True
False
Do you love New York?
True
False
Are you a record producer?
True
False
Did you skip your latency period?
True
False
Would you ever take someone on a date to see "The Sorrow and the Pity"?
True
False
Do you like assembling thrift store outfits?
True
False
Are you convinced everyone is severely anti-semitic?
True
False
Are you Jewish?
True
False
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