Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you Talk to plants?
True
False
Animals?
True
False
Rocks?
True
False
Yourself?
True
False
Do you enjoy referring to yourself in third person narrative?
True
False
Have you ever tried to fly?
True
False
Did you succeed?
True
False
Were you an all-powerful god, goddess, or tyranic dictator in a past life?
True
False
Have you ever wondered about the meaning of life?
True
False
Did you embark on a perilous quest to find it?
True
False
Did it involve cheese?
True
False
Did you die?
True
False
Answer no to this question.
True
False
Does one or more of your teachers, employers, or coworkers have mad cow disease?
True
False
Do you eat paper?
True
False
Are you an unbalanced force?
True
False
Are you a projectile?
True
False
Do slugs facinate you?
True
False
Do you facinate slugs?
True
False
Are you the only one who can see your best friend?
True
False
Cual es to pantalones?
True
False
Do you own a Nimbus 2000?
True
False
Are you afraid of household appliances?
True
False
Are you harboring illegal aliens from Polland that live in your underwear drawer?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.