Do you/would you give your significant other nicknames such as Pooky or Honeybear?
True		False

Do like Doc Martens?
True		False

Would you give a funeral for something that was never actually living?
True		False

Do you see fashion possibilities in table cloths and shower curtains?
True		False

Have you ever wailed at the moon like a cat in heat?
True		False

Does opening a restaurant in Santa Fe appeal to you?
True		False

Would you like to own a Fender guitar?
True		False

Do gay couples make you uncomfortable?
True		False

Do you love margins and discipline?
True		False

If you were offered a thousand dollars to kill a lady's dog, would you do the job?
True		False

Are you old for your age?
True		False

Are you old for your age?
True		False

Have you ever thought of rewiring an ATM to get cash?
True		False

Do you often remind your friends to do things like taking their pills?
True		False

Do you/would you drive your significant other totally crazy?
True		False

Does reason say you should've died three years ago?
True		False