Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you even care to shake these zipper blues?
True
False
Do you shun the attempts of others to domesticate you?
True
False
Do you appreciate a beefy hip and a fine coat of fur?
True
False
Do you make a point of being grateful or loyal?
True
False
Do you enjoy posing and posturing while wearing a backward baseball cap?
True
False
Do you like your love dirty and sweet?
True
False
Do you want a God who stays dead?
True
False
Do you boast of being hard but friendly?
True
False
Do you have distant relatives interested in your financial portfolio?
True
False
Do you feel that you are turning with nowhere to go?
True
False
Do you enjoy revealing your dark secrets behind the boathouse?
True
False
Do you detect a sudden rise in the mercury?
True
False
Do you shout from the rooftop when you are ready to go?
True
False
Do you engage in debauchery with drunken drag queens?
True
False
Do you remain passive 70% of the time?
True
False
Do you threaten your mangy mutt?
True
False
Do you liken yourself to a black grime or thinnest twine?
True
False
Do you liken your heart to a paper muscle?
True
False
Do you feel refreshed after a good night's sleep?
True
False
Do you sample jazz standards rife with misogyny?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.