Can you keep a beat?
True		False

Do you smell like cat piss?
True		False

Can you sing? (no . . seriously)
True		False

Do you like to impale people with flying drumsticks?
True		False

Do you like to rip people's spines out? And by people, we mean Matt.
True		False

Are you old school (as opposed to new age)?
True		False

Have you ever been to Rhode Island? *wink wink*
True		False

Have you ever written a nine-minute-long song?
True		False

Can you play an instrument (not counting singing)?
True		False

Do you like to dance raunchily?
True		False

Are you not actually in the band, you just give them money and make fun of them?
True		False

Are you really frickin' tall?
True		False

Do you worry too much about your hair?
True		False

Do you have hair?
True		False

Are you the quiet type?
True		False

Do the women love ya?
True		False

Do you like to sing songs in languages the rest of the band doesn't know?
True		False

Are you blatantly gimpy?
True		False

Do you remember the angry song? Didn't that suck?
True		False

Are you on that CD with the confusing cover?
True		False