Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you wear short skirts into court?
True
False
Does your nose whistle?
True
False
Are you a male chauvinist pig?
True
False
Do you have hallucinations?
True
False
Do you have your own 'theme' song that you hear in your head?
True
False
Do you have your own "ism"?
True
False
Do you try and seduce any man you meet, even if he's taken?
True
False
Are you in love with your ex, even though they're married?
True
False
Do you growl?
True
False
Are you damn hot, but always seem to be single?
True
False
Do you seem like a big bitch, but really, you know you're not?
True
False
Is your job position low-ranking, so to make up for it, you put yourself in the spotlight?
True
False
Do you stutter like porky pig?
True
False
Do you dress damn well?
True
False
Do your therapists tell you that you're crazy?
True
False
Do you dance around your apartment with your roomate?
True
False
Does it always seem to be winter where you live?
True
False
Do you have to have a "fresh bowl" before you use the bathroom?
True
False
Do you work with your ex?
True
False
Has your significant other cheated on you?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.