Are you dumber than chocolate pants at an outdoor Las Vegas photography convention?
True		False

Do you create brilliant *cough cough* plans?
True		False

Do you have a bloodlust like no other?
True		False

Do you have a knack of picking up "dropped" items?
True		False

Do you know a friend who knows a friend who knows a friend who sold you that yacht that is remarkably similar to a coffin?
True		False

Are you the only sane person in your group of friends?
True		False

Do you get so lost you split yourself in two (bear with us folks)?
True		False

Are you into Live Action Roleplaying?
True		False

Do you appear nice but are as evil as Ganon on steroids?
True		False

Are you a victim of circumstance?
True		False

Do you trick people with cookies?
True		False

Can you fly into a rage at the drop of a hat?
True		False

Do you send people on suicide jobs?
True		False

Do you sue people without remorse?
True		False

Have you been scarred for life?
True		False

Do people make fun of your name?
True		False

Do you like to bake cookies?
True		False

Are you a totally inept villain?
True		False

Would you betray your team in a split second?
True		False

Do you have horrible hat hair?
True		False

Would you sacrifice 9 orphaned kids to gain power?
True		False

Does a hideous villain make advances on you?
True		False

Do you con total idiots with outrageously obvious schemes?
True		False

Do you like swords?
True		False