Would you like a small, portable instrument?
True		False

Do you like the taste of wood?
True		False

Do you like to make buzzing noises with your lips?
True		False

Do you want to play REALLY high?
True		False

Do you want to play just, high?
True		False

Do you want to play in between?
True		False

Do you want to play low?
True		False

Do you want to play REALLY low?
True		False

Do you prefer valves?
True		False

Or do you prefer keys?
True		False

Or maybe, slides?
True		False

Are you an egotisical and expressive person?
True		False

Do you like to be noticed?
True		False

Are you a tranquil and relaxed person?
True		False

Do you have a good respiratory system?
True		False

Do you have fast fingers?
True		False

Do you want to play the Melody?
True		False

Do you want to play the Harmony?
True		False

Do are you somewhat comfortable with spit?
True		False

Classical or Jazz? (Yes=Classical, No=Jazz)
True		False