Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Are you skittish of Frenchified morts?
True
False
Do you have two left feet?
True
False
Do you pack more meat than anyone in the Points?
True
False
Do you need to fire your travel agent?
True
False
Would your ears and beak make a good hearty soup?
True
False
Are you hung like a pocket watch on a lamppost?
True
False
Would a personal ad describing you as a "single dad into self-mutilation" be fairly accurate?
True
False
Would you turn your back on a man with a cleaver?
True
False
Is Prince Charles your ideal date?
True
False
Do you let stargazers put their hands in your pants?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.