Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb whoes flease was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go. Are you that little lamb?
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Do you know The Muffin Man, The Muffin Man, The Muffin Man. Do you know The Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane?
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Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your sholder like a continetal soldure do your ears hang low?
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Deck the halls with bales of holly fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laaaa-laaaa-laaaa. Tiss the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laaaa-laaaa-laaaa. Daun we now our gay apparal, fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laaaa-laaaa-laaaa. Sing we now our yuletiede carols, fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laaaa-laaaa-laaaa. Do you agree?
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again. Are you Humpty Dumpty?
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a dimond in the sky, Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Are you that star?
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Hikady Dickady dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one, the mouse said "run!" hikady dickady dock. Hikady Dickady dock the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck two the mouse said "woo!" Hikady Dickady dock. Hikady Dickady dock the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck three the mouse said "wee!" Hikady Dickady dock............ Are you that busy mouse?
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Bad-guy Bad-guy bo bad-guy banna fanna fo fad-guy fe fi mo mad-guy, bad-guy! Are you the bad-guy?
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Are you Jack or Jill?
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One two tie my shoe, three four open the door, five sick pick up sticks, seven eight close the gate, nine ten big fat hen. Are you this bossy?
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There were nine in the bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out. There were eight in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out......... Did you fall out first?
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Now for a few simple questions. What is one plus one? Two ones (yes). Two (no)
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Do you have lots of teddybears?
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Do you have any idias for other nersry ryms? (if so, e-mail them here: tolkienatic@yahoo.ca)
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Now Charles, please take off that hat, you know hats arn't alloud in class. Are you Charles?
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"Teacher. I'm hungry." Are you hungry too?
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Don't touch the iron stove. You might start a fire. Do you start fires?
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Now children, when at home, who do you have to listen to? "Mommy and Daddy." That's right Amy. If a robber were to tell you to do something, should you listen to him? "No teacher, they might tell you to do something bad." That's right! Are you bad to listen to (yes) or do you give good advise (no)?
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Do you like to be with a lot of people (yes), or more on your own(no)?
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"It's sunny outside," child mutters. "Only five more minutes left." Larisa, would you like to share with the rest of the class what you just said? "Uh, no teacher, sorry." Remember, talking while I am is disruptive and dissrespectfull. Do you talk to yourself?
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Now, time to go outside and get some fresh air! *all students run out into the playground* "That slide is SO tall and long, I don't think I can do it Matt." "Aww, c'mon, it's lots of fun!" Are you brave like Matt (yes) or would you rather stay where it seems safer (no)?
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"Ha ha ha! That is SUCH a funny joke! Ha ha he he he he!" said Mary holding her bright yellow-shirted sides. "It wasn't that funny. I don't see why you are laughing." Tim (wearing all black) said seriosly. Are you happy and colorfull like Mary (yes), or are you more like Tim (no)?
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"Look at Mr. Cliffard! He is SO old!" Are you old?
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Class is over for today children. On your way out the door Humpty will give you your report card. Just one more question. Do you have any idia who you will be?
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