Oddly enough you wake from your usual after-masturbation slumber. But its not for no reason...something smells funny and its not your finger. You sit up and there's a limbless stump man at the end of your bed. What do you do? Answer yes if you'd kick the limbless bastard out your door...stupid piece of shit prolly cant even play twister. Or No if you'd be kind to the poor man...silly limbless man rolling into your house.
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Is your favorite color an orange ....hot color?
True		False

Is your favorite color a blue ish cool color?
True		False

Are you canadian...THIS IS NECCESARY
True		False

IM stalker DUN NA NAAAA! That lover of yours XxXkittyXxX wont stop iming you again. She doesnt seem to understand the cybersex is a one time thing. What do you do? Answer yes if youd cuss off and block the stupid whore immediately. Answer no if youd sweet talk her into believing your...not in the mood...so you can always use her later
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POP QUIZ: is Penid the proper plural form of penis?
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Look at this and the next 4 questions. Each of them display some kind of drink, of these 5 select 1 to be your favorite, and say yes to that one only! say no to the other four. This choice is: A refreshing bottle of poland spring!
True		False

When I need refreshment i dip my head into a bucket of ice to moisten my lips and wet my palet with only the freshest of water.
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Refreshment only comes from ripping open a fresh fruit and squeezing the juice down my throat
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Beer Please.
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I prefer a sweetness but with a tang somewhat like orange juice
True		False

I am your father
True		False

Platypus Problems: Your pet platypus "Nigel" is on the loose in New York City. Sadly its running across the street and about to get hit by taxi driver "Muhammed Avtar" you have .5 seconds. What do you do? Do you *answer yes* Save the poor beast. Or *answer no* Let it die a poor terrible Afghan death...its just a platypus
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Is ur lucky number 12?....would it ever be? if its slightly twelve like...you are 12 or your born in December or something just say yes you lil 12 lover
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True (yes) or False(no): Lasers; Definitely cool.
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True or False: F is for friends that do stuff together.
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True or False: Solar powered blenders are the next martha stewart.
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True or False: Liberace just might be your aunt
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True or False: Its ok to have a fuzzy thong
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Do you know what suave MEANS??!?!
True		False

Did a friend put you up to this test?
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Jelly is wayyyy better than Jam...stupid jam bastards
True		False

No tell the truth ...your canadian aren't you?
True		False

Do you SWEAR your not canadian?
True		False