Are you a toon?
True		False

Do you get annoyed easily?
True		False

Are you a human?
True		False

Do your underlings tend to suck up to you mercilessly?
True		False

Do toons really aggravate you?
True		False

So are Slap, Sniffle and Flop your heroes, or what?
True		False

Are you really nervous?
True		False

Do you just hate your life?
True		False

Beep beep, honk, AWOOOOOOGUHH!
True		False

Are you in love with a deer?
True		False

ARE you a deer!?
True		False

Do things just sort of, always . . . fall apart for you, if you get my drift?
True		False

Is your patience wearing thin?
True		False

Are you kind of . . . dim?
True		False

Are you a leader?
True		False

Ever dream of building your own amusement park?
True		False

Are you a cop?
True		False

Are you totally nuts?
True		False

Is your best friend a talking pencil?
True		False

Say, is that a new sock?
True		False

Have you ever felt neglected by your father?
True		False

Are you often teased by the guys on the force?
True		False

Are you someone's pet?
True		False

Are you female?
True		False