Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Are you female?
True
False
Do you like to talk?
True
False
Do you like to play the cello?
True
False
Do you like to be played like a cello?
True
False
Do you like to make models of naked women?
True
False
Do you like to seduce people?
True
False
Do you like to make people throw up cherries?
True
False
Do you hate your partner?
True
False
Have you ever hit your partner over the head with a frying pan?
True
False
Do you have to do it with your partner once a week so they don't break things?
True
False
Have you ever flown?
True
False
Do you have to deliver packages on rollerskates?
True
False
Have you ever been asked who the hell you were?
True
False
Can you tell the story of the glory of Mr Darryl Van Horne and shout it out from the harbour?
True
False
Do you dream on a life where the song comes on cue?
True
False
Have you found the words were always there?
True
False
Have you found your something?
True
False
Do you care deeply about Egrets?
True
False
Are you a piece of art?
True
False
Have you ever danced with the devil?
True
False
Ever summoned a devil by drinking too many martinis and eating too many brownies?
True
False
Are you a devil summoned by women drinking and eating?
True
False
Ever flashed your lovers Y fronts which you were wearing?
True
False
Ever asked Look at me?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.