Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you know the men in the white coats?
True
False
Have you ever been carried off by them?
True
False
Do you stink?
True
False
Is there a slug on your face?
True
False
Do you wear your food well?
True
False
Do you commonly take a crap on the floor?
True
False
Do you smoke cigarettes?
True
False
Do you wipe your butt?
True
False
Do you drink 3 gallons of coffee a day?
True
False
Do you have any common sense? (be serious)
True
False
Is there a big dent in your head?
True
False
Do you eat food too much?
True
False
Is your face about as ugly as your butt?
True
False
Are you fat?
True
False
Do you like to poke people?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.