Have you ever been told that you should best relocate to another state (say...Massachusets) because of your political stance?
True		False

Do others view you as an intimidating character?
True		False

Do your friends view you as "desperate for attention"?
True		False

Are you consistently borrowing money from others?
True		False

Are others constantly borrowing money from you?
True		False

Do you enjoy making others cry?
True		False

Do you often find yourself gazing at your reflection in the mirror, because you're so "sexy"?
True		False

Are you Mormon?
True		False

Do you constantly have a devious yet hollow look in your eye?
True		False

Do you keep your promises?
True		False

Do others make an effort to avoid you?
True		False

Do you find yourself laughing at your own jokes, even when nobody else thinks their funny?
True		False

Do you enjoy referring to yourself in third person tense?
True		False

Do you have a tendency to nervously laugh when you feel uncomfortable or embarrassed?
True		False

Are you the outcast in your group of friends?
True		False

Do you greet others in the hallway?
True		False

Do you just ignore those who greet you in the hallway?
True		False

Are you in three extracurricular activites or more?
True		False

When playing the card game "Mafia", do you always choose to sacrifice the woman/liberal (okay, let's just say Vickie) first?
True		False

Have you been repeatedly compared to a disturbing political figure in history?
True		False

Do any of your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends strongly resemble Satan?
True		False

Do you feel that others sometimes take advantage of you?
True		False

Are you very loud?
True		False