is there often a funky odor that only the people around you notice?
True		False

are there often brown stains in the area around your pants?
True		False

does your mother (or whatever slave does the laundry) often complain about "tire tracks" in your underwear?
True		False

are you pregnant?
True		False

is your nickname "mudslide", or any other word relating to brown, smelly substances?
True		False

do you get dirty looks from a lot of people?
True		False

do you often need to change the way you walk because of a sloshy feeling in your underpants?
True		False

do flies sometimes swarm around your buttocks?
True		False

does the water on the floor of the shower change color when you first step in the shower?
True		False

do you get a weirder feeling than normal when you sit down in a chair? a feeling ;ike there is something in your underwear/pants?
True		False

is the toilet your favorite or most used chair?
True		False

when you whipe your butt, does it seem that the poo is all over your buttocks, as opposed to just in the crack?
True		False

do many people (joking or not) recomend that you wear diapers or "depends" underwear?
True		False

have you learned to be more fond of poo than most people?
True		False

do you feel dirty and possibly shower often?
True		False