Have you ever piloted an aircraft?
True		False

Do you speak OooSpeak?
True		False

Do you obsess over loved ones?
True		False

Have you ever been mugged in a dark alley?
True		False

. . . If so, have you ever beated the crap out of your mugger?
True		False

. . . And walked away without giving it a second thought?
True		False

. . . And left your buisness card?
True		False

Have you ever taken a martial-arts class?
True		False

. . . That specialized in bladed weapons of some kind?
True		False

Do you play computer games obsessively?
True		False

. . . So much so that you forgot to do your job?
True		False

. . . So much so that you forgot your sense of self-preservation?
True		False

Have you ever served alcoholic drinks?
True		False

Do you see auras?
True		False

Do you speak in ominous tones and use archaic forms of grammar?
True		False

Have you ever used psychic and/or magical powers to enhance your abilities?
True		False

Have you ever created a temporal rift?
True		False

Do you regularly die?
True		False

Have you ever used a faulty parachute when skydiving?
True		False

Are you a pacifist?
True		False

Do you have an uncanny magical ability to heal any wound?
True		False

Have you ever kicked someone in the groin?
True		False

Do you regularly witness horrible accidents?
True		False

Do you like flan?
True		False