Are you a Good (Yes), Evil (No), or Neutral (Not Sure) person?
True		False

Are you a small (Yes), large (No), or average (Not Sure) sized person?
True		False

Are you smart (Yes), stupid (No), or of average (Not Sure) intelligence?
True		False

Do you know how to fly?
True		False

Do you know how to use magic?
True		False

Can you breathe a swath of destruction from your mouth or nose (fire, poison, lightning, etc...)?
True		False

Are you eternal?
True		False

Are you forced to fulfill the wishes and commands of lesser beings on a daily basis?
True		False

Have you ever killed someone, you know, because they were there?
True		False

Do you have ... more body parts than is normal?
True		False

Can I see through you, if I look close enough?
True		False

Do you sleep on a giant pile of gold, gems, and other assorted treasure?
True		False

Does it take some sort of miracle to destroy you?
True		False

Are you a slave who just whimpers and grovels all day, hoping to get a piece of that nice little Goblin’s tail?
True		False

Do you have minions that bow to your every whim?
True		False

Are you a leader?
True		False

Have you ever been chased by pitchfork wielding villagers?
True		False

What about this: have you ever been to another Plane of Existence (Hell, Heaven, Limbo ... Bob’s Burger Hut ...)
True		False

Can you destroy entire countrysides ... just because you’re hungry?
True		False

Are you even ... alive?
True		False

Do you fight with weapons?
True		False

Do you live underground?
True		False

Are you a good-looking kind of person?
True		False

And, finally ... Is it as much fun as it looks?
True		False