Are you a Christian?
True		False

Do you prefer propane to charcoal? Taste the meat, not the heat.
True		False

Does selectsmart suck donkey balls for losing all my information the first time I tried to create this?
True		False

Could you eat half a pizza you didn't pay for while messing up the house of the person who did while messing up their house and not feel the least bit bad about it?
True		False

Would you rather listen to Led Zeppelin than any band that has made it big in the past few years?
True		False

Steak over salad?
True		False

What if it's a chicken ceaser salad?
True		False

Have you ever jokingly flirted with someone you did not really like?
True		False

When you got your license or when you do get it will/did you brag about it constantly until we all got sick of you? Shut up, Paul! Just shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True		False

If I said I loved you, would that make me gay?
True		False

If you thought I liked you, would you tell my sister?
True		False

Do you consider yourself to be very sexy?
True		False

Do you think you're fat?
True		False

Sex on the first date?
True		False

What if it's with me?
True		False

Quality music over lots of obligatory swearing?
True		False

Do you like professional wrestling?
True		False

If somebody was grotesquely obese, would you tell them?
True		False

Do you like South Park?
True		False

Do you care more about being kind to others than you do about impressing others or making yourself feel good?
True		False

Do school dances suck royally?
True		False

Are you just saying yes because no one would take you?
True		False

If I kicked Keth in the face, would you laugh?
True		False

Musicals? Not including South Park?
True		False