Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Have you ever wondered what Jay Leno tastes like?
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False
Have you ever killed anyone?
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False
Don't you think Kenny Rogers would be much more attractive if he shaved off his beard?
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False
Were you sexually abused as a child?
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False
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease?
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False
Were you less than satisfied with Bjork's latest album?
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False
If your parents were made entirely out of mashed potatoes, would you eat them?
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False
Do you become sexually aroused when in the presence of cats or small dogs?
True
False
Do Chinese people frighten you?
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False
Would you accept a free subscription to Ebony if it were offered to you?
True
False
Do you own a Liberace album?
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False
Have you ever exposed yourself to the elderly?
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False
Do you find Jesus attractive?
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False
Have you ever dated a midget or a dwarf?
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False
If there were such a thing as half-human, half-goat people, would you drink the milk they produced?
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False
Have you ever lusted after any of your grandparents?
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False
Did you know that Gregory Hines started the Gulf War?
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False
Would you consider joining the Ku Klux Klan if they promised to be nicer to black people?
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False
Do you like viking movies?
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False
Do you think drowning yourself in a bucket of your own urine sounds like a fun way to commit suicide?
True
False
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