Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you have a "lovely assistant"?
True
False
Are you male?
True
False
Do you wear glasses?
True
False
Are you currently employed?
True
False
Do you like to go to other people's houses?
True
False
Do you like to insult people?
True
False
Are you Canadian?
True
False
Do things tend to get crazy and out-of-hand around you?
True
False
Are you outrageous and/or unpredictable?
True
False
Do you hang out with celebrities?
True
False
A whole panel of them?
True
False
Do you smoke, or have you ever smoked?
True
False
Are you associated with stupid people?
True
False
Do people call you by a nickname?
True
False
Do little old ladies love you?
True
False
Are you over 60?
True
False
Do you like word games?
True
False
How about board games?
True
False
Do you talk in double entendres?
True
False
Do you like animation?
True
False
Do you love animals?
True
False
Do you often kiss or get kissed by strangers?
True
False
Are you really tan, with freakishly white, even teeth?
True
False
Do you enjoy gambling?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.