Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you know what a Bass Clef is?
True
False
Do you like to set things on fire?
True
False
Have you ever thought of poisoning something or someone to see what would happen?
True
False
Do you sometimes feel the urge to beat someone to death with your bare hands?
True
False
Do you like messing with peoples' minds?
True
False
Did you hug a tree in the last month?
True
False
Have you chopped down a tree for no good reason in the last month?
True
False
Have you thought about ripping off the tree hugger? Or the Tree desecrator?
True
False
Have you ever cut your finger and thought you were going to bleed to death?
True
False
Did you die?
True
False
Are you dead?
True
False
Does this death questioning get you hot?
True
False
Have you considered therapy?
True
False
Has therapy only made your life worse?
True
False
Would you consider BEING a therapist?
True
False
Would you consider being a doctor at all?
True
False
Is there a God?
True
False
Is there a God other than you?
True
False
Would you save the poor village from the clutches of the evil dragon?
True
False
Would you kill the dragon, burn the village, and drink away your treasure?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.