Do you like boys (pirates) better than girls (wenches)?
True		False

Do you feel an overwhelming urge to be in, above, or upon the seven seas?
True		False

Do you believe there can never be true love (visceral respect)?
True		False

Is you is my baby?
True		False

Do you crave foot jobs (toe-joes)?
True		False

Do you mind stinky love?
True		False

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
True		False

Do you talk about feelings?
True		False

Are you submissive?
True		False

Would you mind if your lover referred to your genitals as juice gadgets and/or the re-pubic-ans?
True		False

Do you have morals?
True		False

Do you realize that Jesus is a boner?
True		False

Do you like drunk gents caressing your thigh?
True		False

Does your Daddy give good head?
True		False

Do you accept the social stratifications inherent to western society as righteous and true?
True		False

Yes or No?
True		False

Is today opposite day (No means Yes and Yes means No)?
True		False

Are you too cool for this?
True		False

Courtney Love is one hot tomato!
True		False

You love cigarettes.
True		False

Do you really believe that video games are for stupid babies?
True		False

"Dialogue" is better than "Dialog" ?
True		False

Condoms are a feasible form of birth control?
True		False

Are you a scumbag?
True		False