Are you human?
True		False

Are you now or have you ever been dead?
True		False

What would make a better snack: Kitties (yes) or Chee-tos (no)?
True		False

Do you kick proverbial boo-tay?
True		False

Do you know the meaning of proverbial?
True		False

Do you pick your nose? (This has nothing to do with the test, I was just curious.)
True		False

Come now, be honest...
True		False

Do men/women flock to you?
True		False

No, seriously.
True		False

Are you frequently told to shut up before you get the crap beat out of you?
True		False

Which collection do you treasure more: Your comic books (yes) or your sharp pointy things (no)?
True		False

Do your household pets frequently die for apparently no reason?
True		False

Are you a middle-aged librarian?
True		False

Do you tend to whine when things don't go your way?
True		False

Do you tend to kill anything that moves when things don't go your way?
True		False

Does feeding a nun her own eyeballs sound like a frolic?
True		False

When you were little, did you play with sharp pointy things?
True		False

Are you painfully shy?
True		False

Why is the sky blue?
True		False

Are you a slave to Clairol?
True		False