Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Do you believe in God?
True
False
Do you believe in Mikhail Gorbechev?
True
False
Do you speak Japanese?
True
False
Can you efficiently break someone's neck?
True
False
Do you think Pepsi is a social drink?
True
False
Do you like Dubya?
True
False
Do you resemble the Japanese prime minister? (Beethoven hair?)
True
False
Are you neurotic?
True
False
Do you think "Stoned Wheat Thins" are funny?
True
False
Are you a socialist?
True
False
Do you like Moby Dick?
True
False
Do you think your roomate is trying to kill you?
True
False
Can you sing the Ducktales theme song?
True
False
Do you ever experience "schadenfreude"?
True
False
Are you unable to shut up during discussion classes?
True
False
Do you like licorice?
True
False
Do you like monkeys?
True
False
Do you think you are Batman?
True
False
Are you familiar with the chemical strucutre of caffiene?
True
False
Have you memorized 9 digits of pi?
True
False
Have you been a glowing, rotating, pubic triforce before?
True
False
Do you have a number freakish talents?
True
False
Have you run head-first into a tree before?
True
False
Do you believe yourself to be the annointed one?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.