Have you gone on a strange adventure completely different from Bilbo's (or Bobo's) and did you get an evil ring that rules all other rings, even those ones that cost an insane amount of money?
True		False

Is your best friend's name Sam?
True		False

Are you slightly taller than a hobbit?
True		False

Using a bow, have you never run out of arrows?
True		False

Are you really really really evil, and do you want to rule the whole planet?
True		False

Are you much older than you should be?
True		False

Do you like guns?
True		False

Do you have a theme song?
True		False

Do you love legos?
True		False

Do you have a weak finger?
True		False

Do you like to gamble?
True		False

Do you want to be king?
True		False

Were you a good, and later start beating up your friend? (or a similar experience)
True		False

Do you have big eyes, or do you appear to have big eyes?
True		False

Have you commanded a large army of dead dudes with some awesome sword and you used them to win some funky war against some wierd dudes called orcs?
True		False

Do you like cool white magic?
True		False

Are you or were you a burglar?
True		False

Do you like sour candy?
True		False