Do you listen to music earlier than the '70s?
True		False

Do you like organs?
True		False

Is your rock n roll distorted, or partial to a FUZZTONE?
True		False

Do you prefer an electric bass over an upright bass?
True		False

Do you prefer wild out of control hair over slick and greasy hair?
True		False

Would you rather listen to a 2 minute song over an 8 minute jam?
True		False

Would you ever go see a band play in a giant stadium?
True		False

Do you like mellow music with a lot of weird-ass instruments?
True		False

Do you make it a habit to cry a lot?
True		False

Do you prefer long hair over short hair?
True		False

Would rather pound a piano than totally wail out on a synthesizer?
True		False

Would your band ever play a show on a beach with chicks in bikinis dancing around?
True		False

Your band's been around for ten years. Are you still considered a TOTALLY KICKASS BAND MAN
True		False

Are you gay?
True		False

Would you wear a leather jacket and totally look badass?
True		False

Would you put out a record on Estrus or Crypt records?
True		False

Would you put out a record on a major label?
True		False

Would you put out a record on Sun records?
True		False

Would you put out a record on SST or Alternative Tentacles records?
True		False

Would you put out a gay record?
True		False