When it comes to a relationship, do you want a girl who is mainly interested in sex (yes) or long-term romance (no)?
True		False

Are you attracted to sluts, bimbos, whores, hoes and Devis?
True		False

Are you attracted to quite, reserved and mysterious girls?
True		False

Are you attracted to insanely hyper, wild girls?
True		False

Are you attracted to insanely hyper, wild FANgirls who seem to have a strangely high-pitched voice and trip on their high heals a lot?
True		False

Would you like a girl who will be devoted and submissive toward you?
True		False

Or would you like a girl who will... *ahem* ...dominate you?
True		False

Ooooorrr possibly a girl who falls someplace in between?
True		False

Would you like a girl who can be your friends as well as your lover?
True		False

Or do you just want her for the sex?
True		False

Your girl says that she is determined to make you happy. Does this give you a warm, fuzzy feeling inside?
True		False

Or does it make you want to hurl?
True		False

Are wigs a *good* thing?
True		False

Does too much smily happiness... *bother* you?
True		False

Does too much morbid quietness bother you?
True		False

Does too much evil vainity bother you?
True		False

Does owning dolls and plushies make your girl too immature for you?
True		False

And finally... should your girl have a sickly disturbing evil laugh and carry a pitchfork?
True		False

...and, oh. Just to make sure: you aren't a gay male, are you? *_*
True		False