Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
People should not listen to you
True
False
I can see you
True
False
Everything should be kept in a lock box
True
False
The Sabres
True
False
Eating people is good
True
False
Kleenex
True
False
Puppies should be killed
True
False
I am not a crook
True
False
I am a crook
True
False
Bear suits are funny, and bears as well
True
False
Mini Jay Leno is actually what Mini Me is based on
True
False
The greatest hero in American History is Danny Devito
True
False
Alex Trebek looks better clean shaved
True
False
People who blink should be put to death
True
False
Caller ID is an invasion of privacy
True
False
Mark Cuban is neither a mark in history or cuban
True
False
People who are bald have no hair... anywhere
True
False
Beavers should be allowed to bear arms
True
False
Animals must obey the constitution
True
False
If a dog kills a man, good
True
False
Al Gore
True
False
The Bills
True
False
Garbage man should be allowed to go through the garbage
True
False
And finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
True
False
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