Do you have hair?
True		False

Or are you bald?
True		False

Are you covered in coarse, wiry hairs?
True		False

Do you own a high tech suit which gives you extra limbs?
True		False

Are you the good guy?
True		False

Or the bad guy?
True		False

Are you the damsel in distress?
True		False

Or the awkward hero?
True		False

Are you constantly eating?
True		False

Are very tall and skinny?
True		False

Do you love someone of a ve-ery different species?
True		False

Like a worm?
True		False

Do you hit worms with large hooks?
True		False

Are you slimey?
True		False

Does nobody know your name?
True		False

True		False

True		False

True		False

True		False

True		False