Do you consider yourself a king/queen?
True		False

Are you shy or neurotic?
True		False

Are you optimistic?
True		False

Do people often assume you're a homosexual?
True		False

Do you have a significant other?
True		False

Hitler, yes or no?
True		False

Are you generally a bitter person?
True		False

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
True		False

Have you ever heard the German band?
True		False

Has somene done you wrong?
True		False

Do you sometimes sleep until half past two?
True		False

Has your name ever appeared in lights?
True		False

Do you often dance Fred and Ginger style?
True		False

Is Hitler really the German Ethel Merman?
True		False

When you go to the theatre, which do you prefer? Yes for Comedy, No for Tragedy
True		False

Are you, shall we say, well endowed?
True		False

Do you often flaunt yourself?
True		False

Pick one: Polish Polka (Yes), French Ooo-La-La (No), or German Oom-Pah-Pah (Not Sure)
True		False

Would you like to be an accountant?
True		False

Do you own a tuxedo/ball gown (Yes), or do you rent one when the time comes (No)?
True		False

Do you believe in yourself?
True		False

Do you avoid all connection with any creature sporting silk or lace?
True		False

Is it good to be the king?
True		False

Do YOU wanna be a producer?
True		False