Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Are you from Heaven?
True
False
How about Hell?
True
False
Earth?
True
False
Elsewhere, or possibly Everywhere?
True
False
Are you mortal?
True
False
Normal?
True
False
Magical?
True
False
Can you do really weird things with your tongue?
True
False
Do you collect books?
True
False
Especially Wilde first editions?
True
False
Or do you prefer books of prophecy?
True
False
Do you feed the ducks?
True
False
Do people have to really suffer to talk to you?
True
False
Would you name a dog "Dog"?
True
False
Would you name a car *anything*?
True
False
Are you good with computers?
True
False
Are you good at breaking computers?
True
False
Does the world bend to your whim?
True
False
Has anyone ever described you as "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide"?
True
False
Admit it, that's pretty damn funny.
True
False
Would you be happier with a harp (yes) or a pitchfork (no) ?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.