Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.
Are you male(yes) or female(no)?
True
False
Does the thought that your gender might affect your result offend you?
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False
Homosexual(yes), heterosexual(no), bisexual-bicurious-I swear it was just experimenting in college?!(not sure)?
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False
Are you currently dating/married to anyone?
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False
Do you change relationships often?
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False
Do you get upset when your mate misses your birthday?
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False
What about your anniversary?
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False
Have you even remained in a relationship long enough to -have- an anniversary?
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False
Don't lie!
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False
Do you like it when your mate buys things for you?
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False
Do you like to buy things for him/her in return?
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False
Which do you prefer--small, thoughtful gifts chosen for their personal value(yes), or extravagant, possibly expensive public displays of affection(no)?
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False
Do you expect things how you want them, when you want them?
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False
....with handcuffs?
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False
Do you like to go out to expensive restaurants/clubs?
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False
If so, who pays--you(yes) or your mate(no)? ( If it varies, choose "not sure".)
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False
Do you decide when you have sex(yes), or does he/she(no)--or is it such a wild tempest of passion and lust that you just don't know -who- started it and can't even remember if you used a condom(not sure)?! (For those in less intimate relationships, substitute kissing, etc. )
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False
Do you often throw temper tantrums because of something he/she did but refuse to tell him/her exactly -why-?
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False
Do you think that your mate is wonderful?
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False
....but only when the mood suits you?
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False
Do you know more about your mate than he/she knows about you?
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False
In fact, do you -obsess- about it?
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False
Do you prefer that your mate dress a certain way in public?
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False
And last of all, do you -really- give a flying rat's ass about the results of this quiz?
True
False
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.