Which Homestar Runner character are you?

Which Homestar Runner character are you?

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1. Are you a terrific athlete?

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2. Are you smooth with the ladies?

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3. Is meat a necessary food group?

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4. Is *butter* a necessary food group?

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5. Do you write horrible poetry about everything?

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6. Have you ever had a girlfriend?

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7. Is honesty important?

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8. Do you hate the sun?

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9. Should you have a whole country named after you?

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10. Do you talk a lot?

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11. Do you sing to yourself in private?

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12. Do you sing to yourself in *public*?

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13. Do you smell? (ask somebody else if you smell and put what they tell you. Smelly people lie when asked.)

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14. Do you prefer email over snail mail?

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15. Do you have a fat, round head? (As opposed to a skinny, pointy one, you freak.)

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16. Are you a short little bastard? (being 'short' and/or 'a little bastard' validates you for this question.)

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17. Do you have a swingin' pad?

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18. Do you work hard?

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19. Are you, you know, kinda creepy?

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20. Are you dead?

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21. Are you a cheap copycat of your other friends?

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22. Are you articulate? (for those of you who aren't, 'Do you talk good?')

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23. Do you like to help people?

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24. Do you dress as a girl from time to time?

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