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A SelectSmart.com Friends & Roommates Selector by He Hate Me, created September 2006. In social situations, one's power, confidence, and attitude in a situation can be boiled down to a level of dickness or pussiness. Dicks are the powerful forces of society while pussies tend to fall back in the pack. Sociologically, like sized dicks/pussies tend to congregate in friendship relationships. However, romantic realtionships are best served when the dick is as large as the pussy. With these standards in mind, this test will give you a semi-accurate evaluation of your dick/pussy size in terms of your friendship relationships. Often the friendship and romantic ratings vary extensively. ANSWER HONESTLY AND BE ENLIGHTENED.
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1. After having lived with my new roommate for a week, if he/she does something to get on my nerves, I would not hesitate to voice my discontent.
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2. If I am in a room of 20 people where no one knows one another and everyone seems uncomfortable, I will take the lead and loosen everyone up.
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3. I hate people who look down upon me and my friends.
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4. If someone dared me to streak through a crowded football stadium not only would I do it but I would try to sack the opposing teams quarterback while I was out there.
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5. I would not cross-dress under any situation (for girls, I would not fart audibly around a guy)
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6. If a game show offered me fifty dollars to sing "I'm a little teacup" on national television, I would turn them down.
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7. When I see an attractive member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're from California), I walk right up to him/her and start spitting game.
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8. If a pretty guy/girl walks by me, I will make eye contact, smile and nod (no more, no less).
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9. I could get 8 of the next ten guys/girls I walk by to sleep with me within the week.
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10. Actually, chances are if a guy/girl is really hot, they wouldn't give me the time of day.
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11. I'd be very hesitant to participate in an activity where I might mess up my hair.
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12. I wouldn't do number five (streak through football stadium) even if I were drunk.
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13. If I had the chance to be someone else, I wouldn't want to be friends with myself.
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14. I get crazy when I'm drunk, but otherwise I return to my normal, average Joe self.
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15. My actual dick is more than adequately sized (for girls, my breasts/ass are well above average).
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