What kind of sock are you?

What kind of sock are you?

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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Arabella, created March 2001. Have you ever wondered what kind of sock you'd be? *silence* Uh...well...I have! So there. Disclaimer.

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1. If you were a sock, would you prefer to stand out (yes) or blend in (no) to an outfit?

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2. Would you fear bleach? (i.e. death)

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3. Would your purpose be to keep feet warm and comfortable?

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4. Would your purpose be to complete an outfit?

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5. Would you have lots of lint? (i.e. friends)

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6. Would you care if your stitching was worn?

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7. Would the person wearing you be able to moonwalk across the floor?

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8. Would being worn days in a row without being washed bother you?

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9. Would you want to match the sock worn on the other foot?

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10. Would you want to defy convention and make a statement?

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11. Would you want to be unnoticed and left alone, hidden under a pant leg?

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12. Would you want to be worn whilst someone is sleeping rather then when they are awake?

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13. Would you be opposed to rubbing against and getting very friendly other socks? (i.e. footsie)

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No 👎

No preference 🤔

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14. Would you be opposed to socializing with other socks? (i.e. laundry)

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15. In real life, do you even wear socks?

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