The top 6 What Object Will You Be Re-incarnated As When You Die? results of 81 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What Object Will You Be Re-incarnated As When You Die?.

#1	70.4%	A Monkey
#2	24.7%	Pile of Shit
#3	4.9%	Celebrity
#4	0.0%	A Transexual called Barbara
#5	0.0%	Politician
#6	0.0%	Shoe