The top 5 Are YOU Wal-Mart's Slave? results of 62 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are YOU Wal-Mart's Slave?.

#1	46.8%	I see you sense that something is awry about this 'Wal-Mart Family'. Open your eyes and see the power of the demon smiley! Escape is possible!
#2	45.2%	You are doomed. Sam Walton has something for you, now bend over and take it like a good little girl. One day, you will manage your own store.
#3	6.5%	You've played their game, but you see through the facade. One day you and yours will rise up and revolt against the terror that is... the smiley.
#4	1.6%	You have been sucked into the Smiley-Face culture. Escape, while unlikely, is 'Always!' possible. Now take off that vest. C'mon... it's for your own good...
#5	0.0%	You need to rollback yo ass to where it came from. Remember yo grass roots and get out while you can, fool!