The top 20 utterly moronic results of 78 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for utterly moronic.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	71.8%	ghost
#2	25.6%	dog poo
#3	2.6%	80 s rocker
#4	0.0%	ass
#5	0.0%	cat pee
#6	0.0%	dr. pepper can
#7	0.0%	dunce
#8	0.0%	gay
#9	0.0%	hell hound
#10	0.0%	idiot
#11	0.0%	loaded card
#12	0.0%	mental patient
#13	0.0%	moron
#14	0.0%	n'sync member
#15	0.0%	perv
#16	0.0%	phsyco
#17	0.0%	rocket scientist
#18	0.0%	simp
#19	0.0%	steelers fan
#20	0.0%	tofu