The top 4 The Surrealist Selector results of 40 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Surrealist Selector.

#1	72.5%	Congratulations! You're a surrealist! Now, go pick up your honorary Jell-o mould and finish building that doghouse out of recycled llama collars.
#2	7.5%	Forget it. Go back to your dull, boring, meaningless existence you call a life.
#3	7.5%	You're quite surreal. Now go have fun by ordering a pizza from the next wrong number that calls you.
#4	2.5%	You're fun at parties, but chemical assistance is recommended.